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Funny Valentine’s day Wishes and Quotes

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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. – By Judith Viorst

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. – By Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. – By Albert Ellis

The bravest thing that men do is love women. – By Mort Sahl

The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love. – By Margaret Atwood

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I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

Wish our Valentine’s Day sicken all our single friends.

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The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. – By Blaise Pascal

The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods. – By Theodor Reik

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – By George Bernard Shaw

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. – By Ann Landers

My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine.

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No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.

You and Valentine’s Day chocolates are going straight to my thighs.

Your street won’t be the only thing getting plowed this Valentine’s Day.

I have a tradition to wish Happy Valentine’s Day to the person that I’ve slept with most recently.

You’re the best person to spend this annual obligation with.

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Darling, will you be my player number 2?

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration get a tone of likes.

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Women are cursed, and men are the proof. – By Rosanne Barr

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. – By Mae West

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – By Helen Rowland

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. – By Coco Chanel

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I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.

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I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.

Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.

Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.

Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.

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There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. – By John Kenneth Galbraith

Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love. – Yiddish Proverb

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. – By H. L. Mencken

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – By Erich Segal

For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.

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I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I love you just the way I am

A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!

I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.

I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.

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What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

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Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

Every man would agree, that 14th of February should be celebrated in a fiscally but not sexually conservative way.


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Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

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To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

>>> Valentine Wishes

I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

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Let’s celebrate 364 days without having to be thoughtful towards our loved ones.

It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day may be a success only if you get cards from a secret admirer, who isn’t just you sending this card to yourself.

My love, I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you. What about you?

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Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day by repopulating the planet.

There only one thing which is more exhausting than planning Valentine’s Day and it is pretending to be excited about it.

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. – By Anonymous

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – By Pearl Bailey

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty- By nine cents! Eighty- By nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. – By M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.

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