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On this Thanksgiving day, let us be grateful that we were not born turkeys.

I am thankful that I have a family that is as obsessed with food as I am!

On this Thanksgiving day, let’s express our gratitude to our belts, which are going to work extra hard for us this day to keep our pants up. And let’s not forget to take a moment of silence for the belt’s forgotten brother: the suspenders.

May the forks be with you.

Keep calm and gravy on.



May the turkey and pumpkin pie never go to WAIST. Happy thanksgiving!

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We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.

The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.

Thanksgiving is not just about the turkey and pie. It is more about the gratefulness that is expressed on that day.Happy Thanksgiving!

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Blessings from our home to yours! Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving.

A humble pie, a delicious turkey and with you by my side.I feel the most lucky.Thank You

It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often see this odd thing happening on Thanksgiving Day. Everyone in the institution seems to be thankful ‘in general.’ It’s very strange. It’s a little like being married in general.

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

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Thanksgiving is meant to give thanks. Giving thanks doesn’t mean the utterance of words, but by meaning them with the heart.Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope no one will get drunk from the gravy and get high from the turkey. May you have a bountiful thanksgiving!

I give grace to all my blessings and to the yummy turkey that’s staring me in the face.

Let’s be grateful that we no longer celebrate Thanksgiving the traditional way: invite everyone over, have enormous feast and then kill them and take their land.

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This Thanksgiving let’s all take a moment to smirk at the fact that there is a country that shares the exact same name as the bird we are munching on. Doesn’t anyone else wonder think that’s bizarre?!

This holiday is all about giving thanks so let’s give thanks for all the crazy relatives who we are lucky enough to live far away from.

I am grateful that the Native Americans gave the Pilgrims turkey and not donkey to eat, because if they did, we’d all be eating a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

May your stuffing be delicious, may your turkey take the prize, may Thanksgiving dinner be filling and may it stay away from my thighs!

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This Thanksgiving may we all eat like upper 1% and drink like the 99%.

Let’s all be grateful to live in a land where we celebrate a holiday as important as Black Friday, um, I mean Thanksgiving!

The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for the plumbers. Let’s express our gratitude to them for keeping the toilet pipes flowing.

To spare you the trouble of our normal awkward Thanksgiving conversation, I will just bring you up to speed now: yes, I am still single, no, I haven’t gotten a real job yet and no, I don’t want you to set me up with anyone.

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Thanksgiving provides us with another reason to smile and another reason to be grateful. Wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving!

Be aware of what you have in hand rather than to be for what you don’t. Everyone will be grateful to what you have.

We are thankful for the blessings this year and count you among what is dear.Sending love and warm wishes your way.For a beautiful and happy Thanksgiving Day!

For it is certain that whatever seeming calamity happens to you, if you thank and praise God for it, you turn it into a blessing.

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As we count our blessings on this Thanksgiving day, we consider ourselves to be extremely lucky to have customers/clients like you. May we continue to have a flourishing and mutually beneficial relationship. Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving and a joyful holiday season.

To our dear clients on this Thanksgiving day: thank you for trusting us and helping us grow into a huge success. We couldn’t have done it without your support.

There has been much speculation and debate as to the secret of success, however, we already know it. It is you, our customer, our priceless key to our success. Thank you for all your support. Wishing you and yours a fantastic Thanksgiving.

On this day of Thanksgiving we pause and take a moment to be grateful for all our blessings: the freedom which this great country provides, the opportunity for growth and achievement, good health and the confidence and trust you have given to us. We wouldn’t be where we are without you. Our best wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving.

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In this time of gratitude we give thanks to you. We value and appreciate your contribution. Counting you as one of our team is something which we are especially grateful. On behalf of all of us, we wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.

We give thanks for our clients, business partners and community, which we value so greatly. Wishing you a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.

Gratitude can transform common days into Thanksgiving, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.

Courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones, which strike deepest in the grateful and appreciating heart.

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In this season of thankfulness, we are especially grateful to you, who have worked so hard to build and create the success of our company. Wishing you and your family a Thanksgiving full of blessings.

To our amazing team: We absolutely couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you for your tireless contributions and for a terrific year. Happy Thanksgiving!

As we pause on this Thanksgiving day and count our blessings, we want to express to you, our team, the gratitude we have for you. Thank you for all that you have given and contributed to make this a successful year. Our warmest wishes to you and your family on Thanksgiving.

Your excellence drives our success. Thank you and a happy Thanksgiving to you. – From your management team.

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Thank you God for all the blessings you have given me and my loved ones. I am grateful for the strength you give me and for daily renewing my soul. Thank you for making my blessings too numerous to count.

Dear God, on this day of Thanksgiving, I wish to express to you my gratitude for the gift of life. Though there are difficulties and struggles in life, I know they make us better and stronger people. Thank you for the challenges we face which lead us to a richer and more meaningful life.

“Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.” – Joseph Auslander

I am grateful for the heart which you keep beating each and every day. I am grateful for the blood which flows through my body, sustaining me. I am thankful to you, oh God, for my eyes which see, my ears which hear and all the gifts that you have given me. Thank you God for keeping me alive.

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Thank you, oh Lord my God, for watching over me and my loved ones, for keeping us healthy and strong and for bringing us to this joyous day where we can remind ourselves of the preciousness of the life which you have given us.

November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I’m thankful for a lot of things, but I’m most thankful for You!

Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving ?

Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.

By this very sweet pie, I shall not lie that you are the sweetest I know and thank you ever and evermore.

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Thanksgiving is all about giving to the needy, thanking the beloved and eating the delicious turkey, of course! Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thank for the joy, thank for the sorrow. Joy gives you content, while sorrow makes you strong.Wish you a blessed Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England

Perhaps it takes a purer faith to praise God for unrealized blessings than for those we once enjoyed or those we enjoy now.

We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning.

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.


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