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Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.



Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

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Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Money’s tight
Times are hard
Here’s you friggin birthday card

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

So many candles… so little cake.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

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You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

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Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

You’re another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.

>>> Birthday wishes for Daughter

Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

Happy birthday you old fart.

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

Another year, another new place thet aches.

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy birthday!

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, happy birthday!

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Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

>>> Birthday wishes for Lover

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.



It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

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It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…

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Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, “For someone your age.”

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

An old fart is as good as a new one.

You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative. Congratulations!

You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

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Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

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Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

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Happy birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.

Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

Let’s share a birthday hug right now… before you realize that there’s no gift for you.

Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy birthday.

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You’re older.
You’re wiser.
You’re sophisticated.
You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.

You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise. Happy bday!

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

May you live to be old and toothless.

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present too because I forgot.

Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

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The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.


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