– It is your birthday today so celebrate any way you wish. Yes, I know that is no different than what you do every other day, but at least it makes me think that I am in charge today.
– Sometimes you claw me, sometimes you purr in my lap. Sometimes you ignore me, sometimes you take a nap. Whatever you do, I just want you to know – that my love for you will forever grow. Happy birthday.
– I wish that I looked as good for my age as you look for your age, but I can’t sit around licking my fur all day. Happy Birthday.
– Just like a candle melts away with the heat of a flame, my heart melts away with the warmth of your purr. Happy birthday little one.
– Yes, please rub up against me. I WANT to smell like a cat on your birthday!
– Eat, sleep, purr and scratch – I truly envy a cat’s life. Happy birthday lucky fellow.
– I had planned to overwhelm you with happiness on your birthday, but you would probably just ignore me. Happy Birthday!
– If your cute meows didn’t melt my heart, I wouldn’t have tolerated your arrogant ways from the start. Happy birthday.
– Even though you have nine lives to live, I am happy that you you’ve chosen to spend one of them with me. Happy Birthday.
– You are not just my pet, you are my life’s healing balm. When problems crop up from left, right and center, your cute purrs make everything seem calm. Happy birthday.
– Here kitty, kitty kitty. Here kitty, kitty kitty. Okay, just let me know when you are ready for your surprise birthday party.
– I am proud to have discovered the cure to anxiety and stress. It is you, my pretty kitty – I love you in excess. Happy birthday.
– Sweet dreams on your birthday. That should come in real handy since you will probably sleep all day.
– Staring at your cute little face, listening to your meows and rubbing you on your head puts me in a happy face called heaven. Happy birthday kitty.
– It’s your birthday. Live it to the fullest. And that is open to interpretation so just do what you want again today.
– You may be my pet cat, but sometimes to treat me as a door mat. But regardless of how arrogant you seem, your cuteness will forever make my heart gleam. Happy birthday.
– As you celebrate your birthday amongst all of us who love you, I suggest that you just lie around and think of yourself – as usual. Happy Birthday!
– When I got you, I thought I was getting a pet cat. But as time has gone by I have obviously realized that I got myself a master. Happy birthday sir.
– I think that I will have some fun & make you the cat in the birthday hat. Happy Birthday!
– If cats really have nine lives, I hope you take birth in my house as my pet every single time. Happy birthday.
– What time would be most convenient for me to pet you since I know that you plan to spend at least half of your birthday sleeping? Happy Birthday.
– I think you must have been a magician in one of your previous cat lives. Your meow is like a magic wand which you conveniently wave to order food and affection. Happy birthday.
– A little birdie told me it was your birthday and then flew away in a panic. Happy Birthday!
– Cool cats like you automatically chill out on their birthday. Happy Birthday!
– I know you hardly care whether you have turned two, ten or fifteen as long as your food bowl is kept full and your litter box is kept empty. But here’s wishing you happy birthday anyway.
– Just because cats have 9 lives does not mean that you can act like it is your birthday 9 times per year. But we will celebrate it again today. Happy Birthday.
– Hey cat, on your birthday I want you to know that you are my idol. I wish I could sleep, eat, roam about and be loved whenever I wished without having to be nice to anyone. Happy birthday.
– For your birthday I got you something much nicer than what you left in the kitty litter box for me on my birthday. Happy Birthday my wonderful cat.
– My boyfriend is jealous of you because I love allowing you to lick me, curl up in bed with me and play with me till no end. Even he does not get some of these privileges. Happy birthday kitty.
– Happy Birthday, I will probably spend all day telling everyone what a wonderful cat you are.
– I don’t care about myths which say that black cats bring bad luck. All I know is that you bring happiness in my life. Happy birthday cutie.
– Your meow is the cat’s meow. That’s how special you are! Happy Birthday!
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– Your meows make me weak in the knees, your purrs give my heart a tender squeeze. The cute feline that you are, make you my life’s star. Happy birthday.
– I told my friend that I love her less than my cat. She understood.Happy Birthday!
– You never play with me when I want you to and you ignore me when I need you the most. You scratch me when I am most vulnerable and when I want to cuddle, you behave like a ghost. You wake me up with your meows when I am in a deep slumber. Even when you tear the upholstery, there is never an ounce of sadness on your face for you blunder. Still, I love you more than anything else in this world – because it is a heart-warming sight to see you on the sofa curled. Happy birthday.
– I want to wish you a Happy Birthday right meow. What? I know that I have used that line before, but, like you, it never gets old.
– I got you a gift on your birthday. Will you be kind enough to get into the mood of opening it? Happy birthday kitty.
– To a terrific feline who may or may not choose to celebrate at her own discretion. Happy Birthday, Queen Kitten!!!
– If I posted videos of your cute antics on YouTube, they would go viral because you are the cutest cat in the whole world. Happy birthday.
– I wish that you missed me. Then you would appreciate how long I was gone getting things to make your birthday purrrfect.
– There is only one way to describe your paws, your pointy ears, your fluffy tail and your adorable meow – cuteness unlimited. Happy birthday cutie pie.
– If the bird of paradise visits you for your birthday, please try not to eat him. Happy Birthday!
– You have taken over my armchair, sofa, bookshelf, comforter, laptop and the most important of all – my heart. Happy birthday to my cuddly cat.
– I take it by your purring that you intend to enjoy your birthday. Let me know if I can help in any way.
– The only reason I couldn’t buy you a birthday gift is because you have been sleeping on my damn purse the whole day. Happy birthday cat.
– When I hear you meow, I imagine it that you are sharing your feelings and your love with me and it makes me happy. You make me happy.
– Whoever says that a woman’s mood swings are unpredictable, has obviously never had a pet cat. Your mood swings my dear kitty, are off the hook – but I still love you. Happy birthday.
– My best friend is extremely photogenic, graceful, stylish, independent and self-centered. She is not a supermodel, she is my loving cat. Happy birthday sweetie.
– As your master, I have finally got used to the fact that I am not actually your master. Happy birthday kitty.